What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 15:56

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?
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Yes sir it is.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Is TikTok becoming a platform for soft porn?
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Sure no problem officer.
What do all Indian parents have in common?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?